Did you hear the rumour that Hone will be singing his defence at his disciplinary meeting?

(to the tune of "What a Wonderful World" by Sam Cooke)

Don't know much about history
Don't know much about gay Paree
Don't know much about a dumb rule book
Don't know much about the perk I took

While I don’t know what I told all youse
I know I had a bloody good excuse
What a wonderful world this would be

Don't know much about geography
Don't know much about the Champs Elysees
Don't know much about pakeha
Don't know what the mofos get peeved for

But I did know that if Tari knew
That I didn’t really have the flu
What a horrible end I would meet

Now I don't claim to be always prudent
But I'm trying to be
So maybe by being prudent, Tari
I can win your love for me

Don't know much about history
Don't know much about gay Paree
Don't know much about a dumb rule book
Don't know much about the perk I took

But I know I do what I want
Skip a meeting for a free croissant
What a wonderful world this would be

La ta ta ta ta ta ta
(History)
Ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh
(gay paree)
La ta ta ta ta ta ta
(Dumb rule book)
Ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh
(Perk I took)

But I know I do what I want
Skip a meeting for a free croissant
What a wonderful world this would be

- Dolan

 

Comments

[dave]

I thought it would have been a song by Boy Home to the tune of one of the Culture Club efforts

Hone hone hone hone hone har-a-wi-ra
I come and go
I come and go ..oooo..o.

(some one else can finish)

[Dolan]

'Home', dave. Before I decide how to edit, and what withering retort to use, could you let me know which letter your finger slipped on? Is the 'm' meant to be an 'n' or is the 'e' meant to be an 'o'...

[dave]

heh, actually, it could be an l, an m, an n ( most likely), an o, or a p.

[Dolan]

I'll take your word for it :-)